Thursday, October 4, 2012

Building Vocab, Creating 'Verses

I think the first phrase I ever adopted from watching a show or reading a book was "Geez Louise". I was about nine and can't remember now where I picked it up from. I do remember being reprimanded by a schoolmate at our Catholic private school for taking the Lord's name in vain. I was shocked. I was? Nine-year-old me had never made the connection between "Geez" and "Jesus".



Joss Whedon's use of "shiny" as a blanket positive term in his Firefly/Serenity universe has been adopted globally by Browncoats everywhere as has the slang abbreviation " 'verse " to denote both real and fictional uni- and multi- verses.

Today's shirt is a Teefury buy and I'm almost absolutely sure that Mitch and J also ordered their own when they bought this gift for me. Jayne, after all, is Mitch's favourite character from Firefly/Serenity.

Like Shakespeare, the truly creative minds of contemporary times use language itself as a power device that sets their world-building apart from other endeavours. BSG's "frak". Star Wars' "nerf herder". Star Trek's "make it so". And Big Bang Theory's "Bazinga". Scott Westerfeld's Uglies series is another example, this time in the literary forum, where the slang is an intrinsic part of the characters and society in his post-apocalyptic California. In fact, it was such a major part, he co-wrote an entire companion book to the series, glossing the slang. 

In high school, my social circle headed out to see Mad Love, starring Chris O'Donnell and Drew Barrymore. Not actually sure why we picked it in the first place. We didn't love the movie after seeing it but the title tickled us as a pun-ny sort of euphemism for movies in general. For at least a few months afterwards, we referred to movie night as Mad Love Night. We thought it was fun-ny.

Language is a huge part of our world and what we adopt from our media reflects our interests and appreciation for the effort that goes into that which entertains us. Have any other words/phrases learned from shows or books worked their way into your vernacular?

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

The Powers That Be

Back in the television season of 2006-2007, I stopped trying to watch new shows because, invariably, whatever I liked got cancelled. Either I had really terrible taste or I was the kiss of death for network series. It was several years before I could open my heart to newcomers again and let pilot season excite and enthrall me.


Studio 60 was a Sorkin show. It starred Matthew Perry and Bradley Whitfield. It was a behind-the-scenes look at an SNL style variety show. It was timely in its humour, cleverly self-referential, and had lots of attractive women and the cuter Corddry brother. It had all the earmarks for another long-running hit from the chatty, brilliant brain that had spawned Sports Night and birthed The West Wing.

For a variety of reasons, some having to do with the ratings, NBC jerked around the show's scheduled airings starting before Christmas (Happy holidays!) that year and then all over the spring schedule until they finally officially pulled the plug in May (Happy birthday to me!) of 2007. The shirt was a souvenir from the NBC Store in New York City after the cancellation. 

Good shows often get good runs. Awesome shows often get killed off early with only a brief, brilliant season or two to glow in the memories of its fans and following. Firefly, Cupid (which was apparently re-booted in 2009 and I didn't even notice), even Snoops with the uneven Gina Gershon deserved more than their short, mutilated run. The brutality of the spring up-fronts are such that many freshman shows are afraid to build in a cliffhanger ending in case the renewal fairy doesn't visit. Last year, I was given the chance to eulogize one such single-season casualty online - the late, great Chicago Code. Since then, I've been purposely more jaded about new offerings and was pleasantly surprised by the renewal of Scandal. It's all about expectations and I've gotten to the point where good writing, engaging characters and a clever concept means it'll probably be gone by morning.

All right, readers, give it to me with both barrels: You have the power to reverse the cancellation of one show in all of television history. Not a reboot but an actual contiguous extension from its untimely demise in the time and context that it was gunned down. What do you choose, hot shot?

Monday, October 1, 2012

My Mulligan Monday

This t-shirt is fun
No deep story to go with
It is from Threadless

It makes people laugh
Punch line is obscured sometimes
Because I have boobs

Haiku writing time!
Participation!

No, seriously.
Write me a killer haiku.
Mondays really suck.